The moment all you tree huggers have been waiting for.

He's back and he's mad!

The Burger of Ages

Today my life peaked while enjoying Carl's Jr.'s new Kentucky Bourbon Burger.  The fried onion straws, the bacon, the pepperjack cheese, and bourbon sauce came together in one manly synthesis of unearthly flavor and spice.  My only coherent thought throughout was in desperate attempt to ration the burger as to prolong its kind embrace.  In those few short moments of unparalleled, indulgent ecstasy my outer best self groped helplessly against the ravenous hunger within.   The flesh was weak.  And I am left wanting.

You should wear corduroy.

Nothing says 'cool' like corduroy.