Wednesday, September 29, 2010

A dream is a wish your heart makes

First of all, I'm pro nuclear power. I thought I should get that out in the open. It would help us get this 'Global Warming' myth under control so that we could focus on more rewarding activities, like shark wrestling.

I had a dream last night about a terrible doughnut shortage. I really like old-fashioned doughnuts and I guess I fell asleep hungry or something because I went from one place to another looking for just one heaven sent, glazed bit of happiness . Everywhere I went there was a 'Sold Out' sign and a plate with a few crumbs left on it. It was depressing. I woke up craving a doughnut for breakfast. I told Michelle about my dream and she began to tell me about the dream she had last night. She was a gymnast competing in the Olympics. She won a gold medal. That was her dream.

Do you see it? Do you see the difference? We both have aspirations, but Michelle's are higher than mine. She's an Olympian and I'm Homer Simpson. The upside though is that mine was an attainable dream. I wanted a doughnut, so I went out this morning and got us some doughnuts and they were DELIGHTFUL!

Saturday, September 25, 2010

Ol' Running Zorak

I used to run and run. "Ol' running Zorak" they used to call me. Then one day I developed the worst bunion on my left little toe. My running days were over.

So I started CONQUERING GALAXIES!!!

Monday, September 20, 2010

Wednesday, September 15, 2010

Why I really started medical school


Some do it for the money and some do it because they care. But as for me. Why did I do it? Well, I did it for all the free food they keep giving me. And I don't care that most of it is Little Caesar's pizza (like that ever killed anyone). I am a red-blooded american man! That means my heart, my head, and my stomach are pretty much synonymous. I love food. It's wonderful. And when it is free it becomes even better. It becomes magical! Food. Food. Food. And the occasional Cafe Rio, Indian, Thai, Panini, and assorted breakfast foods are just icing on the cake.

Interested in medicine?... Jump in, boys. The water's fine!

Friday, September 10, 2010

Study Break!


So there I was in the library, muscling my way through the embryonic development of the heart and minding my own business, when Murray's voice popped into my head. I could not continue without taking a short break to watch this clip Murray's Song a few times. Please enjoy.