Sunday, August 23, 2009

It's the Mechanical Monsters! Look out!


I really love two things: robots and lame jokes/puns. Honestly it doesn't even have to be a good pun. I'm satisfied with even a weak attempt. Yesterday I bought a folder for each of my classes this upcoming semester and Michelle bought me a set of large robot stickers from the dollar store. Late last night the idea came to me to put a sticker on each folder. I laid there awake coming up with names for each robot/folder/subject combination. I came up with things like Civot 2 (Civilization 2), Philotron (Philosophy), and Biochemus Prime (Biochemistry). Brainstorming at 2 AM generally brings to light my best and worst ideas. Today, I chickened out and put the stickers on the inside of each folder. None of them were given names. It's okay though because robots don't have feelings.

Sunday, August 16, 2009

Hey Michael. Sorry your movie sucks.

I read the synopsis and felt intrigued. Movie makers are always trying to make conflicts between different new groups: vikings vs. pirates, vikings vs. indians, vampires vs. samurai, etc. Legion offers something new. It features a fight between humans and warring angels. To the best of my knowledge, that is a completely new scenario. With enthusiasm, I opened the preview. It was awful and lame. I was thoroughly disappointed. I would prefer to sit through Bio-dome five times in a row over watching the preview again. It had potential, but they blew it.